Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
do you ever have to poop but you’re like maybe later but then you can’t poop anymore because it went to the secret spot
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get the fuck away from me right now